Prince Louis’ birth chart: Wild Jubilee antics explained

A star is born!

Prior to Queen Elizabeth’s Platinum Jubilee celebration, royal fodder revolved around the kind of reception Prince Harry and Megan Markle would receive, what sort of off kilter hats would be worn and whether disgraced, alleged pedophile Prince Andrew had come down with a true or merely convenient case of COVID. It all felt as stiff as wool and roughly as interesting. Then, like a blessed breath of fresh air came four-year-old Prince Louis.

On Sunday at the Jubilee Pageant Parade on the Buckingham Palace Mall, the young member of the monarchy delighted us all with footage of his erratic, un-royal and wholly relatable reactions to noise, boredom and being imprisoned against his will in a vintage sailor suit. Whether sticking out his tongue or sticking it to his mom, this kid was pure charisma.

Who cares who takes the throne when we have Louis, recently and hilariously likened to the Damien from the Omen, kicking around Westminster? Not I folks. “Members of the British royal family, in general, come in two standard varieties — weirdo, like Prince Charles with his vegetable conversations and his desire to be his wife’s tampon; and mannequin, like the queen or Prince William with their amazing ability to remain two-dimensional in a three-dimensional universe,” Stephen Marche notes in Esquire. “Every so often, however, the line puts out a real person.” Prince Harry had that mantle and now ladies and gentlemen, Louis is that person. All hail.

In honor and appreciation for his animated outbursts and recent coronation as king of memes, we’re taking a look at the stars behind this tiny, triumphant regent.

Bull god/lion king

Born April 23, 2018 at 11:01 am in jolly old England, Louis is a Taurus sun with a Leo moon and a Cancer rising. That makes our boy a double fixed sign that doubles down on the IDGAF vibes. This sun/moon combo is, unsurprisingly about pride in performance, a lion with horns or a bull with a mane if you will. It tracks that Louis would treat the world’s stage as his own personal china shop, throwing cushions and fits alike.

Moon in Leo folks have spent previous incarnations as royalty or at the very least being treated as such. They naturally command attention and act out when it wanes because that is what they’ve always known. Punishment, consequence and failure are of little concern to this lot which imbues them with a cocksure confidence. Checks out.

Royale with cheese

Not for nothing folks, this sun/moon combination is shared by James Brown, Teresa Giudice and Barbara Streisand. These people are not wilting daisies but rather opulent, borderline obscene floral displays. Stubborn show offs, they draw the eye and invite us to bend the knee. Most notable of all, Prince Louis’s great-grandmother Queen Elizabeth II is also a Taurus sun/Leo moon suggesting that she sees her younger, wilder self in him and is…