Cecily Strong bids SNL goodbye in holiday episode

Saturday’s cold-open sketch once again featured James Austin Johnson’s take on Donald Trump, this time touting his digital trading cards. Photoshopped in the same art style as the real trading cards that Trump announced last week, the parody NFTs (“nifties,” as Johnson’s Trump dubbed them) feature scenes with the former president melting President Biden’s ice cream with his laser eyes and with Trump on the cover of a romance novel.

“Trump cards are each $99. Seems like a lot. Seems like a scam, and in many ways, it is,” he rambles.

The grift doesn’t stop there. He then welcomes his “third least-embarrassing child,” Donald Trump Jr. (Mikey Day), and his tonally challenged fiancee, Kimberly Guilfoyle (Strong), to shill their Christmas CD, “Now That’s What No One Calls Music.” Guilfoyle belts (squawks?) that those who listen will “sleep in heavenly peace,” before being shooed offstage by Trump.

Saturday’s “Weekend Update” segment also made light of Trump’s NFT launch: “Semiretired maniac Donald Trump has launched a collection of digital NFT trading cards depicting him in various costumes including cowboy, superhero and, most unbelievable of all, guy who didn’t dodge the draft,” said “Update” co-host Colin Jost.

With the NFT market plummeting, Jost also questioned the timing of this release. “It’s such a funny move to get into NFTs after the whole market just crashed. It’s like getting into Kanye now.”

Strong, who briefly co-hosted “Weekend Update” during the 2013-2014 season, returned as the criminally kooky commentator, Cathy Anne. Wearing a Santa hat because of an accidental escalator scalping incident, Cathy Anne announced her departure: “Truth is, I’m here to say goodbye.”

Her criminal admissions on “Update” have landed her in prison. Cathy Anne said she wasn’t afraid to serve time, because she has “friends on the inside, they seem to be doing okay,” as a photo of former cast members Bryant and McKinnon wearing prison jumpsuits appeared on screen.

Strong leaves behind several memorable “Update” archetypes, including “girl you wish you hadn’t started a conversation with at a party” and “one-dimensional female character from a male-driven comedy.”

Musical numbers were a theme throughout Saturday’s episode, with host Austin Butler recently starring in the Golden Globe-nominated film “Elvis.” In a sketch about Jewish Elvis, Butler got the chance to be a…