Oscars 2022 Live Updates: Will Smith and the Latest News
But soon after, the three hosts emerged, with a little help from DJ Khaled, who introduced them.
“This year, the academy hired three women to host because its cheaper than hiring one man,” Schumer said.
Her quip was among the first of several in an opening monologue that toggled between all three women. It was a fast-paced avalanche of witty snipes, rapid-fire roasts and a sprinkle of Hollywood pomp and circumstance as the hosts began their evening-long quest to reverse the Oscars rating slide. Among their early targets were the length of “Power of the Dog,” Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill and the Golden Globes.
It had not been entirely clear before the show began how the three hosts would share time and responsibilities. At a news conference on Thursday, Hall and Sykes said that all three would be onstage together to open the show and that at other points in the program, they would split up.
“It might be one of us, it might be two of us, we all might be drunk, so it might be nobody,” Sykes said. “We all get our moment together, and we get our moments alone.”
Sykes also said she did not want to fire off meanspirited jokes, but in an interview with The New York Times later Thursday, added that nothing was off-limits.
The opening minutes of the telecast Sunday offered some early hints at their approach, suggesting that each of the hosts would enjoy solo time in which they play to their professional strengths and personal brands.
Schumer, a self-professed “meanspirited” comedian, returned to the stage by herself after the opening three-person monologue and fired off a scathing one of her own. (Among the people and movies she jabbed at: Aaron Sorkin, Nicole Kidman, and “King Richard.”
Hall later called up male actors up to the stage for so called emergency Covid tests and joked about her need to swab and inspect them.
Here’s what Hall, Schumer and Sykes had to say in the opening monologue.
Regina Hall: We are here at the Oscars.
Wanda Sykes: That’s right. Where movie lovers unite and watch TV.
Amy Schumer: This year, the academy hired three women to host because it’s cheaper than hiring one man.
Hall: But I’m still excited to be hosting, representing Black women who are standing proud.
Sykes: Yes, and living out loud.
Schumer: Yes, yes. And I am representing unbearable white women who call the cops when you get a little too loud.
Hall: You know, we’ve been dealing with Covid for two years. It’s been really hard on people.
Schumer: Yeah. I mean, just look at Timothée Chalamet.
Sykes: Oh God. What happened?
Schumer: I don’t know. It’s not good. It’s not good.
Hall: You know what? I’d still smash.
Schumer: As many of you know, a decision was made to present some behind-the-scenes awards in the first hour.
Sykes: It was a controversial and difficult decision, but you know, I think we’ve moved on. [Lights flicker.]
Hall: Uh-oh, wait a minute.
Sykes: Look, we’re all union.
Schumer: It’s not our decision.
Sykes: You know, there was a lot of snubs this year. Rachel Zegler for “West Side Story.” Jennifer Hudson for “Respect.” And Lady Gaga and Jared Leto for “House of Random Accents.”
Schumer: This is kind of…
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